Episode 346
Episode 346: I Share Our Sixth Anniversary Thoughts and a Pizza Hut Encounter
We commemorate our sixth anniversary by returning to old‑school segments, and the principal story we examine is the Girl Scouts’ announcement that they will sell dog cookies and an allergy‑friendly cookie called Sparkables. I explain that this development reveals the organization’s sophisticated marketing and raises concern that new online‑only products may enrich corporate partners more than the local troops who sell cookies. We also catalogue other notable items: a Hungarian grave‑digging contest, Lime’s public advisory that e‑bikes are not for jousting, students building a robot that solves a 4×4×4 Rubik’s Cube in under ten seconds, and an estate‑sale discovery of live World War II grenades. I argue that these stories collectively illustrate tensions in contemporary life, including corporate monetization, technological risk, and shifting social norms across generations. We thank our audience for six years of support and invite them to join us live on Sundays at 9 p.m. Eastern or to listen to the podcast on major platforms.
Transcript
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Speaker C:This week on the five Minute Warning,.
Speaker A:We are all about what she looks like.
Speaker A:If you didn't, these chicks would be going out getting bbls and.
Speaker A:Or what the kids call diaper booties.
Speaker A:Like, you know, they wouldn't be getting it.
Speaker C:I didn't know.
Speaker A:Yeah, man.
Speaker A:The kids call it diaper booty.
Speaker D:That is so accurate.
Speaker D:I'm so.
Speaker D:That's hilarious.
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Speaker A:Good evening, everyone in the land Internet.
Speaker A:Welcome to another brand new episode of five Minute Warning.
Speaker A:Of course, as always, it's your man Reuben in the house with you tonight.
Speaker A:And of course, always with me is my cousin Ag.
Speaker D:What's happening, y'?
Speaker D:All?
Speaker D:How you doing?
Speaker A:Happy 6th anniversary, brother.
Speaker D:Happy 6th anniversary.
Speaker D:I'm glad you're excited about this.
Speaker D:You usually, you know, I ask you, like, hey, man, how you feel?
Speaker D:You're like, longest relationship I ever had.
Speaker A:I mean, it is.
Speaker D:I hear that, but I mean, there's gotta be a better answer.
Speaker D:Sir,.
Speaker A:At this point in time, there is not.
Speaker A:However, when I get one, I will give it to you.
Speaker A:I promise you that.
Speaker A:Thank you, Boko.
Speaker A:Cowboy with all the.
Speaker D:Confetti.
Speaker A:Balloons and the confetti.
Speaker D:Party favors.
Speaker A:Six years, man.
Speaker A:We start season seven next.
Speaker A:Next week.
Speaker A:I'm excited, I'm elated.
Speaker A:And all I can do is thank everybody who listens.
Speaker A:Because, you know, y' all one of the reasons why I'm still here, why are we still here, and why this show still exists.
Speaker A:So thank you, obviously, for all of that.
Speaker A:But, yeah, man, is, hey, once again, it's a continuation of the longest relationship I've ever had.
Speaker A:But it's also, you know, you know, I. I ain't got to worry about her getting mad at me.
Speaker A:I ain't got to worry about her.
Speaker A:You Know, just basically being like, you dog, I'm out.
Speaker A:You know.
Speaker D:So essentially what you're saying is you took the easy way out.
Speaker A:For now anyway.
Speaker A:You know, I mean, hey,.
Speaker D:Because you're naming all the things that matter in a relationship and things that you can't avoid if you make good choices.
Speaker D:But I'm like, I.
Speaker A:Mean, yeah,.
Speaker D:Just take the easy way out.
Speaker A:I. I don't know what other way I'm supposed to take it right now.
Speaker A:I mean, I could go the hard way out.
Speaker A:It just like, go and have a relationship with a real person.
Speaker D:Yeah, that's what we're.
Speaker D:That.
Speaker A:Would be difficult.
Speaker A:And, yeah, that'll probably happen eventually, but at this moment in time, I don't.
Speaker A:So until then, we gonna enjoy this, you know, relationship, and we're gonna be happy.
Speaker A:And I appreciate all the people who listen to us, whether you listen to us live or you listen to us after the.
Speaker A:Thank you.
Speaker A:Thank you, and thank you.
Speaker A:And so today, in honor of the sixth anniversary, we're gonna take it back in time.
Speaker A:We're gonna take it back old school.
Speaker A:We are gonna do segments today.
Speaker A:We really haven't done segments in.
Speaker A:We usually segments about twice a year.
Speaker A:You know, once if there's no news and going on, there's nothing we really want to talk about.
Speaker A:And usually the anniversary, because there are a couple segments that we have created that has basically put us on the pathway that we are on today.
Speaker A:Because as much as people may think, oh, man, y' all been doing this for six years.
Speaker A:This shit's easy.
Speaker A:Hell, no, this ain't easy.
Speaker A:And sometimes you gotta talk about other things going on in the world, because, hey, that's what it's about.
Speaker A:Hopefully Moby will be with us, with us shortly.
Speaker A:But, hey, man, it's.
Speaker A:It's the sixth anniversary.
Speaker A:I'm excited.
Speaker A:You know, I had some confetti.
Speaker A:Thank you to Moko Cowboy.
Speaker A:You know, right?
Speaker A:Now let's just go ahead and get into a little crazy world and.
Speaker A:Crazy world.
Speaker A:Hey, very simple put, man.
Speaker A:We talk about all the craziest that happens in our.
Speaker A:In our world that we live in.
Speaker A:And, I mean, there's no other way to really phrase any of that, but here we go.
Speaker A:So let's get on.
Speaker A:The first thing, this necessarily isn't.
Speaker A:Okay, so it is crazy, because I'm shocked, but, you know, it is crazy.
Speaker A: ear in January, In January of: Speaker D:Based on where our world has gone, I'm surprised they didn't think of genius thing sooner.
Speaker D:100%.
Speaker A:And so let me, let me make sure people understand.
Speaker A:Not cookies shaped as dogs, but cookies for dogs.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker D:Genius.
Speaker D:That is brilliant.
Speaker A:So, yeah, they're gonna be selling some dog cookies because God knows they only own the cookie revenue for like five months out of the year.
Speaker A:Or if for some reason you're just all caught up and you gotta have these shits 12, 12 a year, go to their website, order it.
Speaker A:They pay me to say that that's just real life.
Speaker A:The biggest racket in history.
Speaker A:Is.
Speaker D:It a racket though?
Speaker A:It is, man.
Speaker A:So we, we'll get into that in a second.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker D:It's a racket.
Speaker D:I'm just kidding.
Speaker A:Oh, it's most definitely.
Speaker A:So they hooked up with Bark, which is a New York based seller of dog treats and toys and they're blueberry muffin Flav.
Speaker A:The dogs.
Speaker A:The cookies.
Speaker A:Yeah, for dogs.
Speaker A:That, that's.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker D:Want some of that.
Speaker A:First of all.
Speaker D:I mean, I don't want the dog version, but that's some blueberry Girl Scout cookies, bruh.
Speaker D:Anyway, I'm interrupting.
Speaker D:Go ahead.
Speaker A:I mean, the name will be called Patch Pals and they will only be sold online.
Speaker A:So you can't go up to a little girl and be like, yo, sell them dog cookies.
Speaker D:You can't do that.
Speaker A:Can't do.
Speaker D:Okay,.
Speaker A:You gotta go online and get some of them damn dog cookies.
Speaker A:I mean, hey, man, tricking's now on the web, as Moby would say.
Speaker A:God damn, man.
Speaker D:Always been on the web though.
Speaker D:For real.
Speaker D:Come on, man.
Speaker A:I mean, you know, probably after like 95, but damn, man.
Speaker A:Like, hold on, man.
Speaker A:So what, what they're gonna do is make some cookies for dogs, right?
Speaker A:And then make the people who will buy for their dogs.
Speaker D:Y.
Speaker A:Going to make them order it online.
Speaker A:Like, why wouldn't you let the girl sell the dog treats?
Speaker A:You scared the girl's going to eat the d dog treats?
Speaker A:I mean,.
Speaker D:I don't, I don't know.
Speaker D:I just feel like there's some legal thing there that won't allow it and then it gives it.
Speaker D:I feel like it's a, it's a distribution type of issue because it's like you got your product out there and these little girls are selling it.
Speaker D:I don't know if they're wholesalers.
Speaker A:I mean, they only hawking your cookies.
Speaker A:Shit, why not?
Speaker D:No, but wait a minute.
Speaker D:The cookies belong the girl Scout, so that's, that's a non issue.
Speaker A:Oh, so are these damn dog trees.
Speaker A:Oh,.
Speaker D:It's.
Speaker A:Got Girl.
Speaker A:The dog streets got girl Scouts all over them shits.
Speaker D:I hear you.
Speaker D:But another company is making them that is not necessarily connected to the girl Scouts.
Speaker A:Oh, no, no, no.
Speaker A:The company who makes the girl Scout cookies that's connected to girl Scouts came out with dog treats.
Speaker D:Oh.
Speaker D:Oh, now I thought this was a third party is what I thought.
Speaker A:Oh, no.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker D:Oh, no.
Speaker D:So why can'.
Speaker A:They teamed up with the company Bart to make them because obviously you're not trying to sell some cookies.
Speaker A:That dog eats that.
Speaker A:That'll kill them.
Speaker A:Because that would kind of go against a whole bunch of the purpose.
Speaker D:Okay,.
Speaker A:So you know, they're called patch pals.
Speaker A:They're only being sold online.
Speaker A:But you know what?
Speaker A:This ain't about the patch pals, man.
Speaker A:About selling dog cookies.
Speaker A:Nah, they used it in.
Speaker A:In the.
Speaker A:The brilliant marketing of the girl Scouts.
Speaker A:And I'm not.
Speaker A:I'm not being facetious.
Speaker A:I'm being very honest.
Speaker A:And the brilliant marketing of the girl Scouts, they also use this time to talk about.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah, we got a new cookie going called Sparkables.
Speaker A:The.
Speaker A:The organization's first allergy friendly cookie is a crunchy oatmeal cookie that has chai chips and colored sprinkles and was developed in a New Jersey based place who.
Speaker A:Who deal.
Speaker A:So their main facility design to avoid nine major allergies, including eggs, milk, peanuts, wheat tree nuts and sesame.
Speaker A:And they're also.
Speaker A:They really meant 10 because they're avoiding taste as well, because this shit's probably gonna be nasty as hell.
Speaker A:Look, you can say what you want, man.
Speaker A:I get.
Speaker A:I feel bad for you, bro.
Speaker A:If you.
Speaker A:If you can't with eggs, milk, peanuts, wheat tree, tree nuts and sesame, like, I'm.
Speaker A:I feel bad for you,.
Speaker D:But it don't.
Speaker A:Matter.
Speaker D:Here we go.
Speaker A:If these cookies contain none of that.
Speaker A:I mean, what you gonna put?
Speaker A:You basically just putting gluten on a plate like, hey, all we got is gluten, bro.
Speaker A:Because that's the only thing they miss is some goddamn gluten.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker D:Mean, but that's.
Speaker D:That's still like the, like the dog treats.
Speaker D:That's kind of brilliant, though, because now you hit everybody.
Speaker D:You hit everybody.
Speaker A:You right, because look, man, I'm not gonna.
Speaker A:I'm gonna end up talking.
Speaker A:But I don't mean to talk when I say this.
Speaker D:You do.
Speaker A:I truly don't, man.
Speaker D:Because.
Speaker A:I feel bad.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:Because I feel bad for people who can't ingest some of this stuff because all this is good.
Speaker A:Like eggs, milk, peanuts, wheat tree nuts accessory, all that Is good, bro.
Speaker A:Like, that tastes good.
Speaker A:And I feel bad for those people who can't have it because they'll never understand, like, what a real cookie tastes like.
Speaker D:I mean, I'm laughing, but you're.
Speaker D:You're not wrong.
Speaker D:I mean,.
Speaker A:Yeah,.
Speaker D:I couldn't imagine what it's like not to be able to do a real oatmeal raisin cookie.
Speaker A:First of all, the raisin part, we only talk,.
Speaker D:It's.
Speaker D:It's part of the vibe, man.
Speaker D:You ruin the vibe when you take the raisins out, bro.
Speaker D:Right?
Speaker A:Raiders nasty.
Speaker A:They used to sing to me.
Speaker A:They nasty.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker D:They used to sing to me.
Speaker D:They're nasty.
Speaker A:I mean, yeah, California Raider,.
Speaker D:Baby, whatever.
Speaker D:Move on.
Speaker D:I'm not doing it.
Speaker A:And so they will also be sell online only.
Speaker A:Once again, the people who you're making this for gotta go online.
Speaker A:The kids, they gotta go online to purchase it.
Speaker A:So it's almost like they.
Speaker A:They're saying, yeah, this fails.
Speaker A:We're not trying to blame the Girl Scouts, but this shit blows up.
Speaker A:They don't get none of this shit.
Speaker D:Well, wait a minute.
Speaker D:Do the Girl Scouts get money?
Speaker D:They don't get money, do they?
Speaker A:Well, well, they.
Speaker A:They make the money for their.
Speaker D:Their.
Speaker A:Summer.
Speaker A:Their summer, whatever.
Speaker A:So, yes, they're.
Speaker A:That.
Speaker A:They don't make the money, but they make the money to pay for that.
Speaker D:Okay, so you're telling me that the Girl Scouts of America is going to start funding this out of pocket?
Speaker A:No, I'm just saying these two things that they talk about.
Speaker A:They're doing the girl Scouts who sell it.
Speaker A:You know, the deal is, like, they are.
Speaker A:Don't.
Speaker D:You said it.
Speaker D:I didn't.
Speaker D:Ain't gonna come get me.
Speaker A:I mean, tell me I'm wrong.
Speaker D:You're not.
Speaker D:I'm just saying they ain't gonna come get me.
Speaker A:I'm just saying, like, they're not getting a cut of the new.
Speaker A:That could blow up.
Speaker D:100.
Speaker D:I agree.
Speaker A:That's kind of foul.
Speaker D:I mean, you're.
Speaker A:Making them hot this other.
Speaker A:And it's like, oh, we can't hawk that.
Speaker D:But I mean, they never really got any money to start with, though.
Speaker D:For real.
Speaker D:It's.
Speaker A:Not.
Speaker D:Like they're making a profit.
Speaker A:Yeah, but you know what?
Speaker A:The parents, they have to pay $5,000 to send them away to camp where they can stay in the tent.
Speaker D:And $5,000.
Speaker A:Because they got it.
Speaker A:I mean, it must cost that much.
Speaker A:All you got them cookies they sell.
Speaker A:That's all I'm saying, like, no.
Speaker A:And don't get it twisted.
Speaker A:Y' all Girl Scouts?
Speaker A:I used to be a Boy Scout.
Speaker A:Used to be a weeblock.
Speaker A:Boy Scouts sell popcorn, which is lazy.
Speaker A:Girl Scouts, their cookies, which is crap.
Speaker A:So it's like.
Speaker A:And half the cookies ain't good.
Speaker A:But that's a story for another day.
Speaker D:No, those cookies are good, bro.
Speaker D:You got a problem.
Speaker A:Not all of them.
Speaker A:Not all them.
Speaker A:You know what's not good?
Speaker A:There's.
Speaker D:Something I don't prefer, but they're all good.
Speaker A:I mean, this new cookie didn't come out with.
Speaker A:I don't want no parts of that.
Speaker D:Well, you got some bigotry going on there.
Speaker D:Starting.
Speaker A:Ain't got no milk, eggs, peanut, the.
Speaker A:That.
Speaker A:Yeah, you're right.
Speaker D:I'm a bigot, too.
Speaker D:I know.
Speaker A:That's just nasty.
Speaker A:And once again, I will preface all that by saying I feel bad for those who cannot have it.
Speaker A:I truly, truly do.
Speaker A:But.
Speaker A:Yeah, that nasty.
Speaker A:Like, my palate is great, man.
Speaker A:That their palate must be up like.
Speaker D:Well, I'm sure, you know, some people feel bad for you because there are certain things diabetics can't have, you know?
Speaker D:Know.
Speaker D:But, you know, sorry for your luck.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:So,.
Speaker D:You know, it's all good.
Speaker A:They don't know how much they're gonna cost, but, you know, normally Girl Scout cookie crack sells about six to seven dollars a box, so.
Speaker D:Crap.
Speaker D:I love the words that you're using.
Speaker D:Herb Street.
Speaker D:That's so funny.
Speaker A:Hey, man, tell me I'm wrong.
Speaker D:I didn't.
Speaker A:Say.
Speaker D:You're wrong.
Speaker D:I'm just saying.
Speaker A:So the Girl Scouts of the USA said the new cookies were inspired by scouts who wanted to ensure that more people and pets, because Lord knows we care more about pets than people, could participate in the cookie program.
Speaker A:Nah, you made the shits so you can make some more money, but now you're pissed off that you're not gonna be able to sell them and you ain't gonna be able to make no money off this.
Speaker A:Yo, I would.
Speaker A:That's a class action lawsuit if I ain't never seen one.
Speaker D:So.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker D:I gotta ask you a question.
Speaker D:I don't see.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:Where the crazy in any of this is.
Speaker D:So what's crazy about it?
Speaker A:The crazy part is the fact that they come out with new cookies for Girl Scouts and the Girl Scouts can't sell them.
Speaker A:The only people who makes any money off this is the company.
Speaker A:Because.
Speaker A:What.
Speaker A:And I kind of get it, but I think it's important to.
Speaker A:If I was the business women, such as the Girl Scouts, I would be up in a Roar about this.
Speaker A:Hey, you make us sell all these cookies and you don't want to give us a chance to sell these?
Speaker A:Hell, let's be real.
Speaker A:Half the time people order them from us and then we buy like 20 million more so we don't get our orders.
Speaker A:So now we can't get orders for these shits.
Speaker A:So we messing up.
Speaker A:We met.
Speaker A:We not making money because you know this shit's gonna blow up.
Speaker D:Right?
Speaker A:Ag.
Speaker A:Especially the dog.
Speaker A:If you got a dog.
Speaker A:If you got a dog, man, first of all, you ain't eating it, so you don't give a how it tastes,.
Speaker D:Right?
Speaker A:But everybody get at least one box.
Speaker A:See if that dog like that.
Speaker A:Because you.
Speaker A:Because you can't feed them girls, because you kill them.
Speaker A:So now dogs got their own damn Girl Scout cookies.
Speaker A:And on top of all that, the girls don't get no profit.
Speaker A:All this.
Speaker A:That's the up part about it.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:And that's the craz part.
Speaker D:So are you talking about something that's crazy?
Speaker D:Are you talking about something that's messed up in your mind?
Speaker A:It's both crazy.
Speaker D:The crazy part to me.
Speaker D:What you're calling the crazy part is not crazy to me because this sounds like a very powerful corporation making more money in a very brilliant.
Speaker D:I gotta tell you, it's a brilliant idea.
Speaker D:I love it.
Speaker D:I'm surprised they didn't come up with it sooner.
Speaker D:However, it's the corporation making money.
Speaker D:Is it crazy that they're not letting the traditional retailer make any money off of it, which they're not supposed to be making money off of it anyway?
Speaker D:All this back to the Girl Scouts in some way.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Well, not that.
Speaker A:Probably maybe 10 of that goes back to them.
Speaker A:But they like, man, you ain't do no work for this, so why should we pay y' all anything?
Speaker D:Wow.
Speaker A:Am I wrong?
Speaker D:I hear what you're saying, but I don't.
Speaker D:I just don't see where that's crazy.
Speaker D:I just think it's greed.
Speaker D:Another way to make more money when you're making enough money as is.
Speaker A:But here's.
Speaker A:Here's the other part about it, man.
Speaker A:The other crazy part about it is the Girl Scouts came up with this,.
Speaker D:Right?
Speaker A:Your dumb ass couldn't think of this, so now they don't get no.
Speaker A:They don't get a chance to get a cut.
Speaker D:Happens all the time.
Speaker D:Again, greed.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:How many times has an employee come up with a million dooll solution or product or design, and all they can say is, I did that.
Speaker D:And that's not even Documented.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:So it's like greed.
Speaker D:Like Gordon Gecko, greed is good for loss of a.
Speaker A:This ain't greed world.
Speaker A:But.
Speaker A:But it would fit.
Speaker D:And that's why I said what's crazy about it.
Speaker D:This seems like to me that the Girl Scouts are living in a country called America and this is what we do.
Speaker A:And if I'm the Girl Scouts, I would sue the out of this.
Speaker D:Why?
Speaker D:Because every idea you come up with under the Girl Scout umbrella is theirs.
Speaker A:You know, that's interesting.
Speaker A:That's the question.
Speaker A:That's a very good question.
Speaker A:Is it?
Speaker D:That's not a question, it's a statement.
Speaker D:Everything, no matter what.
Speaker D:Like if you came up with some plan for your company and it was like amazing.
Speaker D:Guess what?
Speaker D:You don't own anything.
Speaker D:You did that.
Speaker D:Under.
Speaker D:Under.
Speaker D:In their employment, on their time.
Speaker A:Huh?
Speaker D:And so you don't mean anything again, it could.
Speaker D:It could change how we view crooked wire wireless.
Speaker D:But we will always say Cricket did that.
Speaker D:We will never say Reuben did that.
Speaker D:Not ever.
Speaker A:Oh, hell no.
Speaker A:But.
Speaker A:But back to local cowboys, just like I said.
Speaker A:So these girls are here on these streets and they can't even sell them.
Speaker A:So you're cutting the middleman.
Speaker A:Who are the Girl Scouts out of this 100.
Speaker D:Dude, this is.
Speaker D:You can be making more.
Speaker A:Money.
Speaker D:Well, this is slavery we're talking about though, because they never made any money to start with.
Speaker A:Well, no, they made money.
Speaker A:It went toward their trip.
Speaker D:That's not making money, Reuben.
Speaker A:Well, it's making money so their parents ain't got to pay a shit ton of money.
Speaker D:Well, okay, it's not making money.
Speaker D:That's why the parents.
Speaker A:Are.
Speaker D:Involved.
Speaker D:I hear what you're saying.
Speaker D:But for me, if I don't profit in a way in which gives me disposable income that I can spend in a discretionary way, then I didn't make any money.
Speaker A:Well, and you're right.
Speaker A:As a person our age, you are 100.
Speaker A:Correct.
Speaker A:We ain't making no money.
Speaker A:But for these kids, they happy about this.
Speaker A:And.
Speaker A:And Mogul Cowboy is right.
Speaker A:The Girl Scouts, you get ass this man.
Speaker D:Like it's time.
Speaker D:There are too many girls that.
Speaker D:There are too many girls out there that want to be Girl Scouts that they don't matter either.
Speaker D:That little girl I just saw in the street selling me Girl Girl Scout cookies and trying to be like halfway Nino Brown about it.
Speaker D:No, they don't matter.
Speaker D:This is going to be another little girl next year.
Speaker D:And then another one our like,.
Speaker A:Hey, Mr.
Speaker D:Cousin,.
Speaker A:Girls got cookies.
Speaker D:Like little Celeste.
Speaker D:Come on, man.
Speaker D:There's gonna be another Celeste, another one, another one after that, another faceless child.
Speaker D:Don't matter.
Speaker D:Exactly.
Speaker A:Another faceless child.
Speaker A:Say.
Speaker D:It one more time for the people in the back.
Speaker A:Faceless child.
Speaker A:Exactly.
Speaker D:They're slaves.
Speaker D:They're slaves.
Speaker A:Hawking these halfway decent cookies out.
Speaker A:And they can't even hock all of them because they're just like, nah, y' all hawking too much already.
Speaker A:This.
Speaker D:Is the wire.
Speaker D:This.
Speaker D:This is the wire, Reuben.
Speaker D:This is the.
Speaker A:All day, all day.
Speaker D:Except those runners got paid.
Speaker D:At least they got enough money for some Js.
Speaker A:I know, right?
Speaker D:These little kids don't have anything.
Speaker D:They.
Speaker D:They're.
Speaker A:Not.
Speaker A:That's not true.
Speaker A:They get patches.
Speaker D:That's not.
Speaker D:That's not something.
Speaker D:That's not discretionary income, sir.
Speaker D:They don't get paid,.
Speaker A:Man.
Speaker D:You know, slaves got ham hocks, slave got hog moms.
Speaker A:Come on, man.
Speaker A:You know they get a free box every 20 they sell.
Speaker D:Yeah, whatever.
Speaker A:Crazy.
Speaker A:The.
Speaker D:Girl Scout.
Speaker D:This Girl Scouts of America is one of the most powerful corporations in America.
Speaker D:I dare anybody to challenge it.
Speaker D:They've been.
Speaker D:They've been low key, like moving the needle for decades.
Speaker D:So stop.
Speaker D:Just stop.
Speaker A: s as a troop fundraiser since: Speaker D:That's not a fundraiser.
Speaker D:It's a money making machine.
Speaker D:It's a.
Speaker A:Goddamn business.
Speaker A:Us.
Speaker D:Exactly.
Speaker D:It's like.
Speaker D:It's like they have the.
Speaker D:They get the parents because the child.
Speaker D:The parents do all the work.
Speaker A:Yeah, they do.
Speaker D:Because I don't know how many.
Speaker D:Like when I was at 4, there was a dude.
Speaker D:His daughter at the time was young enough to be in a Girl Scouts.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:And the entire time that I was there, I'd be like, tedro, yo, man.
Speaker D:What?
Speaker D:Them Girl Scout cookies coming out, Yo, I'll be about like six months.
Speaker D:Put it on my calendar.
Speaker D:He come by in the car.
Speaker D:He would come by in the.
Speaker D:They had a cart, motorized cart.
Speaker D:Two people, two, three people sit up front and they had like a six foot bed open, right?
Speaker D:Electric.
Speaker D:It was beautiful.
Speaker D:He would load that thing up with Girl Scout cookies and make his.
Speaker D:Make his drops.
Speaker D:If you don't, you don't.
Speaker D:Man, I wish I knew somebody.
Speaker A:I believe you.
Speaker D:Look, man.
Speaker D:And I never, never.
Speaker D:He was dealing with me.
Speaker D:He was dealing to me for the 11 years I was there.
Speaker D:You know who I never met?
Speaker D:His daughter.
Speaker A:That's right.
Speaker A:Man,.
Speaker D:I'd never seen her.
Speaker D:If she walked me and walked up to me and punched me in my face, I still wouldn't know who she was.
Speaker A:They need to be called this new scout city.
Speaker D:Look.
Speaker D:Exactly.
Speaker D:Nino Brown and try not to buy some girl scout cookies.
Speaker D:They get look at your side eye, about to send you a lullaby.
Speaker A:Real talk, man.
Speaker A:When I see him at Walmart, when I see him at Walmart, I run away from the chick.
Speaker D:Exactly.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker D:Try to make, see, I try to make sure I go out of Walmart or come into Walmart in a crowd.
Speaker D:Like if it's like two or three people coming in there, I'll slow down and speed up so I can go in with four or five people so they, they asking everybody and I can just keep on moving.
Speaker D:I'm telling you, man.
Speaker A:Yeah,.
Speaker D:But those, those, those little girls and those parents out there, they're freaking slaves.
Speaker D:They don't make any money.
Speaker D:The only people that get paid is the Girl Scouts of America.
Speaker A:True, but once again the reason why they do this is they don't have to pay some ass amount of money to go to the jamboree.
Speaker A:And hey man, you say what you want.
Speaker D:I'm not saying the.
Speaker A:Jamboree is expensive, bruh.
Speaker A:Yes, you are right.
Speaker A:You are 1% right.
Speaker A:They ain't getting no cut back.
Speaker A:They ain't getting a kickback from this shit.
Speaker A:It is straight up.
Speaker A:Oh my God, we gotta sell these goddamn cookies.
Speaker A:Because if we don't sell these cookies, we are looked at as a failure.
Speaker A:And that's just what it is.
Speaker D:They managed slaves.
Speaker D:I mean they, they slay like Django.
Speaker D:12 Years of Slave roots.
Speaker D:Like.
Speaker A:Actually, actually sir, it's more like 109 years of slave.
Speaker D:100 Get new slaves every day.
Speaker D:Little white girls too.
Speaker D:And it's so little white girl slaves.
Speaker A:Got.
Speaker A:Hey, somebody's got to do it.
Speaker D:Hey, they need to wake up.
Speaker D:They need to do, they need to wake up little white.
Speaker A:Girl.
Speaker D:How they going to have little white girls as slaves, man?
Speaker A:Because man, it's easy.
Speaker D:I mean the Girl Scouts of America, the new plantation is that we're doing,.
Speaker A:Man, you.
Speaker A:When wait, when did you just wake up?
Speaker D:Apparently I've been sleep for 109 years and, and they out here, they out here trying to promote.
Speaker D:They trying to recruit and sell the drugs.
Speaker D:They're selling the narcotic and they promote, they selling the narcotic and they recruit new soldiers all the time.
Speaker A:I mean,.
Speaker D:And the cops, Wait, look, and the cops helping them out,.
Speaker A:I mean real talk, man, they just can't be buck naked in there cooking it,.
Speaker D:Man.
Speaker D:Look,.
Speaker A:That's against some child labor shit.
Speaker D:But is it though?
Speaker D:Is it?
Speaker D:Apparently it's Not.
Speaker A:Well, that is definitely against child labor.
Speaker D:Really?
Speaker D:Awesome.
Speaker D:Are you sure?
Speaker D:Are you sure?
Speaker A:I mean all.
Speaker D:You got to do is, all you got to do is make it fun.
Speaker D:I got a little grandkid about two years.
Speaker D:We going to do some fun stuff too.
Speaker D:This work,.
Speaker A:They not going to be butt naked do it.
Speaker D:I mean, ain't my name be butt naked but they going to be doing some fun stuff.
Speaker D:This work,.
Speaker A:You so stupid.
Speaker D:I'mma have digging holes and whatnot.
Speaker D:Me like it was fun.
Speaker D:Sure it was.
Speaker A:I mean in some countries that does happen.
Speaker A:At this point in.
Speaker D:America it happened, baby.
Speaker A:Hold on man.
Speaker A:At this point in time up, we have no proof that the girl scouts from America got these kids out here in the factories making the cookies.
Speaker D:That's right.
Speaker D:I'm glad you said that.
Speaker D:No proof.
Speaker A:No proof don't.
Speaker D:Mean it ain't true.
Speaker D:Just means slave labor, baby.
Speaker A:All day.
Speaker D:We worried about sneakers and clothes.
Speaker D:What about the cookies?
Speaker D:Look at them out there.
Speaker D:I ain't going to nep.
Speaker D:And Walmart is complicit.
Speaker D:Walmart is.
Speaker A:Hold on, hold on baby.
Speaker A:Everybody's complaining.
Speaker A:Complicit.
Speaker D:I mean everybody.
Speaker A:Who allowed him, right?
Speaker A:Who allowed him to put that table out, man?
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker D:Complicit.
Speaker D:But who is the biggest, who is the biggest.
Speaker D:Most visible.
Speaker A:To your.
Speaker D:Person that is.
Speaker A:Complicit.
Speaker D:To this, this, this terrible.
Speaker D:That's.
Speaker A:Because they're the biggest out here.
Speaker D:Exactly.
Speaker D:And they just, they out there just.
Speaker D:Hey, I bet they don't even charge them.
Speaker D:I bet they don't even charge them.
Speaker A:Oh, it's.
Speaker A:Baby,.
Speaker D:Walmart is being so char charitable right now.
Speaker A:Yeah, they.
Speaker D:Part of the machine.
Speaker A:That off on taxes, baby.
Speaker D:They're getting K back.
Speaker A:They get a tax kicks back.
Speaker A:Yes, sir.
Speaker D:Oh, they get more than that.
Speaker D:There's some traffic going on.
Speaker A:I mean.
Speaker D:I.
Speaker A:Don't get, don't get me the line.
Speaker D:Hey, I'm just saying everything up for grabs nowadays, baby.
Speaker D:Especially like the president said, that hole so deep a Mexican won't even survive that,.
Speaker A:Bro.
Speaker D:I'm like that.
Speaker A:Guy.
Speaker A:Why, why, why does he allow to talk?
Speaker D:Cuz people love that.
Speaker D:Man, man,.
Speaker A:Man,.
Speaker D:Talking about that we.
Speaker A:Are.
Speaker D:Digressing.
Speaker A:We ain't trying, we ain't trying to talk.
Speaker D:Today.
Speaker D:We're not gonna do that.
Speaker A:Yeah, all right.
Speaker A:Second joint.
Speaker A:So competitors dig deep in Hungarian grave digging contest.
Speaker A:So yes, there is a contest in a Hungarian cemetery that like they, they pick, they get shovels of shit and it's a contest to see who's the quickest grave digger.
Speaker D:Now, Reuben, I will say I was kind of concerned about how crazy the last one was.
Speaker D:I didn't think it was crazy at all.
Speaker D:But this now, now you're talking, sir.
Speaker D:Now you're talking.
Speaker D:This is a minute.
Speaker D:Hey you.
Speaker D:You were slipping.
Speaker D:You got it.
Speaker D:You got you on target today.
Speaker D:Because I was like.
Speaker D:Did he just say it's a contest about digging a grave.
Speaker D:These people ain't got nothing to do.
Speaker A:To showcase the grave digging, trade in the skills and shake off death related taboos.
Speaker D:Like the.
Speaker A:Dry summer baked souls in a public cemetery of a place I can't mention in northern Hungary.
Speaker A:Hungary proved a worthy adversary for 19 two man teams.
Speaker A:They huffed and puffed and sweated as they raced for the title of the quickest.
Speaker A:The quickest dug in the most stylish grave.
Speaker A:Yep, he heard me.
Speaker A:You heard exactly what I said.
Speaker D:Now you didn't really say that.
Speaker A:I sure did.
Speaker D:Did you say stylish gray?
Speaker A:Stylish Gray.
Speaker D:I didn't realize that that was an issue with gray.
Speaker A:One of the dudes said speed is the main thing here, not the beauty.
Speaker A:When you have to dig a grave for a funeral, you have to be very careful about the exact dimensions and to make sure it's beautifully carved.
Speaker A:Somebody dug a great.
Speaker A:Two people dug a grave in an hour and 21 minutes.
Speaker A:Dig into the contest.
Speaker A:Specifications of 1.6 deep, 2 meters long, 0.8 meters wide.
Speaker A: d they shared a cash prize of: Speaker A:So they did all this to split 640 damn dollars and be crowned the greatest gravedigger in Hungary.
Speaker A:Okay,.
Speaker D:I'll tell you what I see.
Speaker D:First of all, y' all nasty.
Speaker D:But second of all, it's brilliant because now you have almost free labor because really there's only one person that can win the prize.
Speaker D:But you have other people competing.
Speaker D:But what you do have is one grave dug per contestant.
Speaker A:Well, yes.
Speaker D:And then you don't have to pay nobody, Jack.
Speaker A:Well, it does not say what happens to the holes after that.
Speaker A:So that's.
Speaker A:They.
Speaker D:Don't.
Speaker D:There's no way in the world if they're doing that this.
Speaker D:Because I thought that you said that they were doing this at the grave sites on the.
Speaker D:In the graveyard.
Speaker D:And if they're doing it on the.
Speaker A:Graveyard.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker D:Huh.
Speaker A:At a cemetery.
Speaker D:Okay, if they're doing this at the cemetery and if you own the cemetery, are you really going to fill those holes in.
Speaker D:And plus, like I said, think about, think about what you said, you said that it's not the man.
Speaker D:You.
Speaker D:You quoting the man saying it's not.
Speaker D:It's not about how pretty it is, is.
Speaker D:It's about.
Speaker A:It's about speed,.
Speaker D:Right?
Speaker D:So it has to be the right dimensions with depth, length.
Speaker D:Right?
Speaker D:You, as the.
Speaker D:As the owner of the cemetery, you really gonna give up that free labor by filling that hole in and having to have somebody come back in with.
Speaker D:Am I wrong, though?
Speaker D:You're not wrong.
Speaker D:I'm dumb.
Speaker D:But am I wrong?
Speaker D:I don't mind being dumb, but am I wrong?
Speaker D:Wrong.
Speaker A:The Hungarian association of Cemetery Maintainers and Operators.
Speaker A:It's a.
Speaker A:It's a whole thing, man.
Speaker D:Yeah, I got off for free,.
Speaker A:But, yeah,.
Speaker D:They got off a bunch of labor for free.
Speaker D:Now we're still.
Speaker D:See, we've gone from the girl scouts to hunger Hungarians competing for grave digging in a grave digging contest.
Speaker D:But we still talking about slavery.
Speaker D:And it's all.
Speaker A:And it's.
Speaker D:In the fabric of the world, man.
Speaker D:But now we talking about white folk.
Speaker D:We talking about little white girls and grown Hungarian European men.
Speaker A:Oh, you'll love this next one then.
Speaker D:Okay, here we go.
Speaker A:So Riddle company Limes says that EB E bikes are quote, not for jousting.
Speaker A:See?
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:Wait.
Speaker D:A minute.
Speaker D:Backup E Company.
Speaker A:E Bike Rental Company.
Speaker A:Okay,.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker A:Lime, the line.
Speaker A:The bikes.
Speaker A:The green bikes.
Speaker D:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker D:I've seen those in cities.
Speaker D:Okay, okay.
Speaker A:They said electronic bikes are quote, not for josting.
Speaker A:So somebody put a viral video out in London in a London park.
Speaker A:Wait a minute.
Speaker A:So basically, two dudes did electric jousting, dressing in suits of armor and jousting with lances while riding the live E bikes,.
Speaker D:Bruh.
Speaker D:Go ahead.
Speaker D:I'm sorry, I thought.
Speaker D:I thought you was.
Speaker A:So pretty much.
Speaker A:They had to come out with a public service announcement saying that E Bikes are not for jousting.
Speaker D:I want everybody to know I'm coming from a place of love.
Speaker D:And the other thing, too.
Speaker D:I'm married to a white woman.
Speaker A:You know, this is wpf.
Speaker D:Let me get through this, man.
Speaker D:It's hard for me, man.
Speaker D:Let me get through this.
Speaker D:I'm married to a white woman.
Speaker D:Right?
Speaker D:The reason I want to bring this up is because I want to be completely transparent when I say what I'm about to say.
Speaker D:But my wife, she is as white as they come.
Speaker D:My wife would look you in your white face and say, that's some WPs right there.
Speaker D:Cause unbeknownst to you people that are doing this with these bikes, she has said that about you before, and I know it was you because it's always, you know, the usual suspects.
Speaker D:So she has said this about you before, but since we gonna make this public, you can't, like, do these WPS things without destroying property.
Speaker D:Since you making it public like that, I'm just, you know, public service announcement.
Speaker D:This is WPS and WPS adjacent black people.
Speaker D:Because, you know, there's always one in a suburban neighborhood that's.
Speaker D:That thinks he's got a seat at the table.
Speaker D:I'm just letting you know,.
Speaker A:Hey,.
Speaker D:We talked about this last week about a brown person that's married to J.D.
Speaker D:Vance.
Speaker A:Here.
Speaker D:We are again.
Speaker D:Here we are again.
Speaker D:So the idea that a company has to put out an announcement for some stuff, that should be common sense.
Speaker D:I'm gonna stop there.
Speaker D:I'm married to a white woman.
Speaker D:And, you know, hey, I feel you.
Speaker D:I feel you.
Speaker D:Because I can see it in my mind, like, it's not a bad idea, but.
Speaker D:But there are a lot of things that I can do that I should not do.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker D:So I'm gonna leave it right there, sir.
Speaker D:And.
Speaker D:And I have to add, these are one of the moments where I wish Mo was here, because the things that he would say, oh, wow.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah, definitely.
Speaker D:Oh, wow.
Speaker D:But anyway, he's not here right now, so I just had to kind of, you know, put that out there.
Speaker A:So Lime's statement said, while we appreciate the medieval spirit, safety must always come first.
Speaker A:Lime bikes are designed for getting around the city and not for jousting.
Speaker D:You know, I can appreciate how well crafted that statement was.
Speaker D:I mean, come on, man.
Speaker D:That.
Speaker D:That was a really well crafted statement.
Speaker D:If you.
Speaker D:You gotta appreciate that, bro.
Speaker A:Yeah, I mean, you know, they.
Speaker A:You know, what's going on?
Speaker A:Little.
Speaker A:Hey, how you living out there, brother?
Speaker A:I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Speaker A:He had us with a.
Speaker A:Like, you know,.
Speaker D:Man, I was looking for him on the comments.
Speaker D:Like, where'd he go?
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker A:Nah, it was a.
Speaker A:It was a good statement.
Speaker A:But I mean,.
Speaker D:Still, I mean, you can't avoid the fact that the idea that they had to put out at all is the dumbest thing.
Speaker A:Oh, that's awesome.
Speaker A:That.
Speaker A:That's the awesome part that they had to put it out.
Speaker D:Because.
Speaker D:But at the same time, nowadays, you can't really say people are stupid.
Speaker A:I mean, like,.
Speaker D:That.
Speaker D:You have to just say you have to kind of massage it and kind of finesse it.
Speaker A:Yeah,.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker D:But the tr.
Speaker D:But I just want to let people know that statement is saying, you're an idiot.
Speaker D:And why do I have to do this and waste my time.
Speaker A:Yep, pretty much.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker A:Pretty much.
Speaker A:All right, all right.
Speaker A:Come more.
Speaker A:Oh, this is.
Speaker A:This is one right here.
Speaker A:I couldn't turn it down.
Speaker A:It's a little bit of crazy world, but I'll explain why I thought it was crazy.
Speaker A:Students build robot to solve 4x4x4 Rubik's Cube in 9.8 seconds.
Speaker D:That's kind of impressive actually.
Speaker A:It is.
Speaker A:It is.4 4th year mechanic mechatronics engineering students at the University of Canterbury said they were inspired by social media video of a robot solving it in 45 seconds.
Speaker A:So they built one to solve in the 9.8, you know, and basically the time was a world record, was well short of a human record of 15 seconds.
Speaker A:And quote.
Speaker A:We knew that the robots could be better than humans and we wanted to be the people that break that gap.
Speaker A:The 4 by 4 by the 4 by 4 Rubik's cube is more complex than the 3 by 3 3.
Speaker A:And I think that combination of complexity and a low budget to attempt breaking the record is what excited us.
Speaker A:So they improved on the previous machine time by creating stronger modes design their robot in such a way so it doesn't have to reorient the cube to see and manipulate all of its sides.
Speaker A:Now ag.
Speaker A:I sit here like, why is that crazy?
Speaker A:The reason why that's crazy, sir, is four university students put time and effort to create a robot to figure out a Rubik's Cube, man, with this, this much closer to Skynet, bro.
Speaker A:Like,.
Speaker D:Take the words.
Speaker D:What.
Speaker A:Are we doing?
Speaker A:What are we doing?
Speaker D:Human.
Speaker D:Look man.
Speaker D:Human.
Speaker D:I'm watching the show right now called Dark Matter.
Speaker D:And that's the basic premise here.
Speaker D:We can't help ourselves, bro.
Speaker D:There are so many things that human beings want to do and are working very hard to do or at.
Speaker D:Or have accomplished that have unintended consequences that they have not bothered to think about.
Speaker D:Or they do know what those unintended consequences are and they don't care.
Speaker D:I'm just.
Speaker D:And that.
Speaker D:And that is the long and short of it to me.
Speaker A:I mean, look man, I. I'm all for creativity.
Speaker A:I'm all for creating to make cool happen.
Speaker A:But literally y' all creating the Terminator.
Speaker A:And I just need.
Speaker A:I need y' all to stop.
Speaker D:It's already here, sir.
Speaker A:I mean they're just.
Speaker A:Yeah, but.
Speaker A:Yeah, it's just crazy.
Speaker A:But literally there's an art.
Speaker A:This article basically says, hey man, we got these four engineer university students who are.
Speaker A:Has just started to create the Terminator.
Speaker A:So Skynet's coming.
Speaker D:Mo and I have said, and we agree all, every time Skynet's here.
Speaker D:It's not coming, it's here.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:I mean, how many times this year, in the last four months, how many times have you heard somebody, somebody who engineered this whole thing come get me, handcuff me, because it's gonna kill us.
Speaker D:I'm just saying if the person who has developed this or the people who have developed this are asking the government to cuff me to a.
Speaker D:To a stove because this is gonna kill us if we keep going.
Speaker D:And that fact is too much late because it's already escaped into other stuff.
Speaker A:We about to die.
Speaker D:Exactly.
Speaker D:Now what are we doing?
Speaker D:What are we doing?
Speaker D:I'm just saying we're already here, sir.
Speaker D:It's like when I see strange weather.
Speaker D:When you see strange.
Speaker D:Like it is going to be November next week.
Speaker D:In fact, a week from today.
Speaker A:Yep.
Speaker D:Will be November 1st.
Speaker D:I want to ask you a question and you.
Speaker D:We have lived in this area our entire lives.
Speaker D:We have not moved, you know, to anywhere with any significant time.
Speaker D:We have been here.
Speaker D:We are homers.
Speaker D:Right.
Speaker D:How many times this season and in fact, how many times in the last.
Speaker D:I'll give you 10 years have we had a legit.
Speaker D:Especially this season.
Speaker D:But have we had a legit hurricane scare like we used to when we were kids?
Speaker A:Hey, man, global warming, baby.
Speaker D:But so what I'm telling you is when you.
Speaker D:When the pattern breaks, you're already too late.
Speaker A:Yep.
Speaker D:The idea that we haven't had not one hurricane scare, not even a tropical storm.
Speaker D:Everything is happening in the Pacific or the Gulf and ain't nobody saying nothing.
Speaker D:Dude, the.
Speaker D:The idea that that's happened.
Speaker D:I haven't had any weather an it's already too late.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:So that's.
Speaker D:I'm saying this to say.
Speaker A:We about to die.
Speaker D:Exactly.
Speaker D:Because Skynet is already here.
Speaker D:The idea that Sarah Connor tried to warn us about it was.
Speaker D:The warning.
Speaker D:What we're doing now.
Speaker D:We don't even have to do anything.
Speaker D:I mean, wouldn't.
Speaker D:You brought up the thing about like six months, eight months ago, where the kid, like, either killed himself or got talked off the ledge by AI I think.
Speaker D:I think the kid.
Speaker D:I think the AI got frustrated and said, just kill yourself.
Speaker D:And the kid did.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:He didn't.
Speaker A:He didn't get talked off the ledge.
Speaker A:He.
Speaker D:Was like, hey.
Speaker D:The idea that human beings are talking.
Speaker D:I'll.
Speaker A:See you later, King.
Speaker D:Exactly.
Speaker D:The idea that human beings are talking to a machine, like it's another human being.
Speaker D:It's already too late.
Speaker A:It's a problem.
Speaker D: ah Connor tried to tell us in: Speaker D:We chose not to listen.
Speaker D:She tried to tell us again when Terminator 2 came out.
Speaker D:Chose not to listen.
Speaker A: War Games tried to warn us in: Speaker A:Right.
Speaker D:Maybe 82 or.
Speaker D:I.
Speaker A:Think it was 83.
Speaker D:Yeah, I.
Speaker A:Think it was before Terminators.
Speaker D:Let's play a game.
Speaker D:Here we go.
Speaker A:Nah, I'm good.
Speaker D:Too late now, brother.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:It don't matter what your choices are because you caught up in it.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:It doesn't matter what you feel or whatever it is.
Speaker D:You are caught up in it.
Speaker D:Sir.
Speaker D:So we are here.
Speaker D:So then.
Speaker D:That's the crazy part to me.
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Speaker A:You have a great, great one.
Speaker D:And back to the show.
Speaker A:And the last one.
Speaker A:So, AG, have you ever been to an estate sale?
Speaker D:I have not.
Speaker A:Me either.
Speaker A:But apparently that's when they seize all your.
Speaker A:And sell all your.
Speaker D:Usually when people die, but yeah,.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:Sometimes they'll seize your stuff because you went to jail or whatever.
Speaker D:But.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:Huh.
Speaker A:But here's the thing, right?
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker A:You would think people check before they just sell.
Speaker A:Random.
Speaker A:Apparently not.
Speaker D:Not really.
Speaker A:Yeah, maybe they should.
Speaker A:Because they.
Speaker D:Should.
Speaker D:But not really.
Speaker A:Because in Texas, a real estate sale shopper was going through that what they purchased.
Speaker A:And they bought this box.
Speaker A:And a box is really old and.
Speaker A:And we was from World War II.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker A:How they know it was from World War II had live grenades in it.
Speaker D:Are you for real?
Speaker A:I for real.
Speaker D:I hope nobody tried to pull a pen.
Speaker D:Think it was a D.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:I mean, did somebody try to pull a pen for real?
Speaker D:Or did they just like.
Speaker A:No, the officer.
Speaker A:So they called Austin police.
Speaker A:Excuse Me respond to an unusual call when a resident bought some boxes at an estate sale.
Speaker A:And while going through them, they found what appeared to be World War II air grenades.
Speaker A:They arrived, the bomb squad came to the scene, confirmed the box contained live and active grenades.
Speaker A:Have an AO explosive with no stability unknown stability as dangerous precise work.
Speaker A:And they were safely seized and removed from the scene.
Speaker A:Bro,.
Speaker D:It's crazy, man.
Speaker A:So see, that's why I call it creative work.
Speaker A:Now.
Speaker D:That is actually crazy world right there.
Speaker D:That's for sure.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker A:Look man, I understand this estate sale.
Speaker A:Hey man, you buy what you can carry or some like that?
Speaker A:Oh, we got this box full of.
Speaker A:You want it?
Speaker A:It's almost like you know the garage on Storage wars.
Speaker A:When they buy the.
Speaker D:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker D:The.
Speaker A:Bin that somebody leaves and yada yada yada, they don't look through it or nothing.
Speaker A:I think they need to start looking through estate sale.
Speaker D:I agree.
Speaker D:Could you imagine like if a child got a hold of that and say what's this?
Speaker D:Kaboom.
Speaker A:A box of live grenades,.
Speaker D:Bruh.
Speaker A:You could have been driving home and hit a bump and that's that ass.
Speaker D:If that pin comes out, sure enough.
Speaker D:I.
Speaker A:Mean so like.
Speaker D:100.
Speaker A:And then, you know, the further part is do they get their money back?
Speaker D:No.
Speaker D:As is what.
Speaker A:The man.
Speaker D:As is.
Speaker D:See,.
Speaker A:That's that.
Speaker D:Is it though.
Speaker D:That's.
Speaker A:That.
Speaker D:When they have a sign that says has is.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Nah, man, that means somebody should be checking that.
Speaker A:That could have blew up right there.
Speaker D:Every.
Speaker A:Blew up right there.
Speaker D:I hear what you're saying, but everything is documented.
Speaker D:They when you buy stuff from there, it is what it is.
Speaker D:This.
Speaker A:Yeah, they documented there was a box.
Speaker A:They didn't document they were live grenades in the.
Speaker D:To see.
Speaker D:There you go again.
Speaker D:They don't have to do this, sir.
Speaker A:I know they don't have to, but maybe they should.
Speaker D:They.
Speaker D:They might want to, but again, not my job.
Speaker D:Looks good for my house.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Crazy ass people with live grenades in their house.
Speaker A:Like now you wonder who the estate they.
Speaker A:They bought it from.
Speaker D:But see, the thing is, can you really say the people are crazy?
Speaker D:Crazy.
Speaker D:They just bought something that they.
Speaker D:They bought a box.
Speaker D:They didn't have grenades in it.
Speaker A:No, clearly the person who owned that is crazy because you just got live grenades in a box, bro.
Speaker A:That is the box falling off the shelf.
Speaker A:Death.
Speaker D:Well, hopefully it was.
Speaker D:It was.
Speaker D:It had a pen that you had to remove.
Speaker D:Hopefully.
Speaker A:Hopefully.
Speaker D:Hopefully.
Speaker A:They didn't specify, but they were World War II grenades.
Speaker A:So I'm gonna assume it was.
Speaker A:Was but you don't know if that was rusty or whatever.
Speaker A:And hey, the pen doesn't need to be taken out for old ass grenade to go off.
Speaker D:I didn't know.
Speaker D:It's.
Speaker A:All.
Speaker D:About.
Speaker D:I was hoping.
Speaker D:Yeah, I didn't know.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:At that point in time, it's all about like, if it hits the ground hard, that shit's blowing the up.
Speaker D:Okay, so it didn't work.
Speaker D:Like you have to do something to make it okay.
Speaker A:Well, back then, yeah.
Speaker A:Like so, like, yes, it does work that way.
Speaker A:But.
Speaker A:But it shit's like, What, World War II?
Speaker A:1950 Is like 70 years old.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:I.
Speaker A:Mean, so you don't know what the internals are.
Speaker A:No,.
Speaker D:You don't.
Speaker A:Now that shit could be rusted and it could.
Speaker A:Anything could set it off.
Speaker D:100%.
Speaker D:I agree.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:Yeah, man,.
Speaker D:That.
Speaker D:That is.
Speaker D:That's the craziest one out.
Speaker D:All of.
Speaker A:Yeah, I mean, it's.
Speaker A:Yo, man, either I'm not looking good or then people ain't doing enough crazy shit.
Speaker A:But like, like, oh, he ain't talking about it no more because this was hard.
Speaker D:Well, actually, to be honest with you, based on the.
Speaker D:The place in history we are right now, is anything actually crazy anymore?
Speaker A:Yeah, I think it's more stupid than crazy.
Speaker A:Now.
Speaker A:I found a lot of stupid, but it wasn't.
Speaker A:It wasn't worth my crazy world time, you know?
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Cuz, like, I found some other stuff and I like, man, I think the most that's out there is animals doing dumb and an animal doing dumb.
Speaker A:Like animals are stupid.
Speaker A:Like.
Speaker D:Animals are not dumb.
Speaker D:Would you stop it?
Speaker A:No, like it was one about some cow in the middle of the road and it backed up traffic for like two hours or something.
Speaker A:It's a fat ass cow walking across the damn street.
Speaker A:Their brains are so small.
Speaker A:Like, what are we talking about here?
Speaker D:But that doesn't make them stupid though, man.
Speaker D:I mean, they're.
Speaker A:Being.
Speaker D:Cows.
Speaker D:It's cows cowing.
Speaker A:Cat.
Speaker A:Because they smart.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker A:I mean, they're not.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker A:Just be real.
Speaker A:Especially.
Speaker A:Especially like the bulls.
Speaker A:I mean, you chase.
Speaker A:A chase of color, bro.
Speaker A:Like, miss me with that.
Speaker A:So, yeah, that's all I'm saying.
Speaker A:Like, I think a lot of people had just decided about it.
Speaker A:We not talking about all the crazy, the dumb that we do.
Speaker A:But I found some.
Speaker A:So get it.
Speaker A:Don't get it twisted.
Speaker A:Crazy.
Speaker A:Our world's still crazy as.
Speaker D:I don't know, man.
Speaker D:It might be crazy.
Speaker D:It's just, it's.
Speaker D:I think we're just numb to it, honestly.
Speaker A:That could be too.
Speaker A:Once again, it took me a minute to find what I found.
Speaker A:And then some of those were kind of borderline.
Speaker A:And I was like, okay, story is interesting.
Speaker A:Interesting.
Speaker A:But I mean, like, the.
Speaker A:Like, I started with the Girl Scouts.
Speaker A:That was clearly the least crazy of all of them.
Speaker A:But I had to build a crescendo.
Speaker A:So when I hit you with, you know, the.
Speaker A:The grenade shades, like, oh, like, yeah, man, this is, you know,.
Speaker D:Is that what you're doing.
Speaker A:Crazy now?
Speaker A:There was one where it went up and then it came back down a little bit, then went back up.
Speaker A:Yeah, but I can deal with that.
Speaker A:But yeah, man, it was good to go back into that world where we used to be at.
Speaker A:You see that every week, bro.
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker A:Man,.
Speaker D:I just think that this administration has made it to the point.
Speaker D:Has made it so bad that nothing's crazy.
Speaker D:I just don't see it.
Speaker A:That's.
Speaker A:That's true.
Speaker A:Maybe I just gotta change my definition of crazy.
Speaker D:I mean, that's very.
Speaker D:Definition is fine.
Speaker D:It's just.
Speaker D:I just think that we're.
Speaker D:No, come to it, honestly,.
Speaker A:I hear you.
Speaker A:So, man.
Speaker A:Old.
Speaker A:Old School Sunday, man, you got.
Speaker A:You got a hey Ladies force.
Speaker D:Well, first of all, I had to struggle because I can.
Speaker D:I got confused about the schedule, so forgive me for that part.
Speaker D:And the first thing I want to say about hey Ladies is this was spawned on something much more spontaneous.
Speaker D:And I. I feel.
Speaker D:I feel like I need to look up that episode and we need to replay that on the show.
Speaker A:Which episode?
Speaker D:The episode where the first hey Ladies was spawned without being a hey lady.
Speaker D:When y' all asked me about one of the.
Speaker D:The question was about the.
Speaker D:The Tyler Perry thing.
Speaker A:Jesus Christ.
Speaker A:I have no idea.
Speaker D:I don't either.
Speaker A:That's like.
Speaker A:That's like 50, 60, probably.
Speaker D:Something.
Speaker D:But.
Speaker A:That was live.
Speaker A:That was wild.
Speaker D:And it will.
Speaker D:And I wanted to let y' all know because this is just something I. I have come to realize.
Speaker D:There will never be a hey ladies as good as that.
Speaker D:Not ever.
Speaker D:Well,.
Speaker A:Because that wasn't.
Speaker A:That wasn't even he ladies at the time.
Speaker D:And that's my whole point because that.
Speaker D:That was.
Speaker D:That was a question that was posed by thick.
Speaker D:I think it was you.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker D:Forgot what the question was exactly.
Speaker D:But my response to it.
Speaker D:Huh.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:It was about that punk ass ending in Tyler Perry, why did I get married?
Speaker D:Exactly.
Speaker D:Because Janet Jackson got an upgrade after she destroyed somebody's life, figuratively and literally.
Speaker D:And so.
Speaker A:That was crazy.
Speaker D:Oh, it was so.
Speaker D:It's so crazy.
Speaker D:But the Thing was, I reacted to.
Speaker D:I reacted in a way in which was authentic and violent.
Speaker A:And awesome.
Speaker D:It was.
Speaker D:I agree.
Speaker D:But like I said, I don't ever.
Speaker D:I will never be that good anymore.
Speaker D:So that's the first thing I just wanted to mention that just as a preface.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker D:Just let people know.
Speaker D:And it takes some pressure off of me because I'm trying to top something I can't top.
Speaker D:You know what I mean?
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:That moment was like, okay, it was spontaneous.
Speaker D:It was in the moment.
Speaker D:You just can't buy that.
Speaker D:So it's like, it is what it is.
Speaker D:But since we're going old school today, I did have an interesting question for you and everybody else who's listening.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker D:All right.
Speaker D:Men only matter when they can produce something.
Speaker D:And I think we've said that a million times in the show.
Speaker D:That's not, you know.
Speaker D:But why do women get to matter?
Speaker D:Because they exist.
Speaker D:And we're talking about in the.
Speaker D:Within the confines and vacuum of relationships and dating and social media norms with, you know, with respect to relationships.
Speaker D:Because women can make demands like, you know how we talk about, like, on Instagram, wherever it is, you know, I'll just say the standard, you know, six foot, hundred thousand dollars trope.
Speaker D:We always have to produce something.
Speaker D:Women can say they don't need us to protect them, and then who's their first call when something pop off?
Speaker D:We don't get credit for buying houses and paying our bills and all the things a woman does it.
Speaker D:And it's in a celebration.
Speaker D:Now, some of that I understand, some of it I don't.
Speaker D:So the question is, why do women get to just exist and be special, where men are never special and everything is a requirement.
Speaker D:Why is that?
Speaker D:Because, honestly, the sex ain't that good.
Speaker D:These women out here thinking they're putting out great sex in the.
Speaker D:Or not.
Speaker D:They're just not.
Speaker D:The only reason that somebody is bugging you about getting some is because they don't have any other opportunities.
Speaker D:I said this last week, y' all not really cute.
Speaker D:A lot of the women on Instagram showing that skin, they're not really attractive women, for sure.
Speaker D:You're just naked or half naked or being some way, you know, you're being some way salacious or tantalizing, but you're not actually attractive people.
Speaker D:Like, if I saw you in the street, I'd be like, whatever.
Speaker D:Women can just exist and give you the.
Speaker D:The illusion that you might get some and men will give them the world.
Speaker D:Why is that?
Speaker D:And being that men actually know this when we Stop and think we actually know this, but we still play that game.
Speaker D:Game because it's just in us to do.
Speaker D:But I'm like, man, it's like, women can tell you was like, you shouldn't be fighting.
Speaker D:And this first time, somebody say something to her, and then you got to fight somebody.
Speaker D:You can make demands.
Speaker D:You can say, you don't have access to my body, and we're married, right?
Speaker D:You don't have access to my body, and I can tell you no.
Speaker D:And then the first time I tell you no, then I'm being mean or controlling.
Speaker D:I'm like, for real?
Speaker D:Like,.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:Why?
Speaker D:I mean, I don't know if I can really legitimately ask why, because I'm sure there are reasons for it, but maybe I should ask the question of why are we pretending that that's not what's happening?
Speaker D:Women don't have to do anything.
Speaker D:All they have to do is exist.
Speaker D:They don't have to leave a legacy.
Speaker D:All they have to do is make that money for themselves.
Speaker D:In fact, even in marriage situations, sometimes you'll find out where the woman is just making money.
Speaker D:She's making her money, and she got your money, too.
Speaker D:And that's not really sometimes.
Speaker D:That's like, all the time.
Speaker D:So it's just like, what's up?
Speaker D:Why are we in this?
Speaker D:What do we do with.
Speaker D:Why can't we just say y' all don't really bring a whole lot to the table?
Speaker D:Well, God, just set it up to where I would just feel like I want to take care of you, but you don't actually do anything for me.
Speaker D:Why is that a problem?
Speaker D:Now, I agree.
Speaker D:If I heard that, I was a woman, that sound pretty harsh, but at some point, don't you think, as a woman, don't you.
Speaker D:Well, what do I do?
Speaker D:Actually?
Speaker D:Because I've been telling them no for the last year.
Speaker D:I don't cook nothing, ain't trying.
Speaker D:I got a job, but he makes more than me.
Speaker D:Or if I got a job, I act like he ain't nothing.
Speaker D:Nothing.
Speaker D:Like, at what point do I make this dude's life, like, better?
Speaker A:So let's come back.
Speaker A:I'm gonna come back from two different ways.
Speaker D:Okay?
Speaker A:One, I think there's a.
Speaker A:A slight majority of women out there who are really just like, you know, I'm the traditional housewife.
Speaker A:I'm gonna do what I need to do.
Speaker A:You know, I'm here for me and my man and my family.
Speaker A:Like, we ain't talking about them.
Speaker A:We ain't talking about them.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker D:Before you move on from that.
Speaker D:Are you saying those women are in abundance?
Speaker A:I am saying that they are probably in more abundance than we care to admit.
Speaker A:However, the reason why we don't necessarily know about all this, all these women like this is because then other things coming up into play such as physical attraction, looks and all that.
Speaker A:Because I'm pretty sure that there are a whole lot of women out there who just want to be mothers and housewives and that's cool with them.
Speaker A:But the problem is maybe they don't look like the dime next door.
Speaker A:Maybe they don't look like the girls in the gym.
Speaker A:Maybe they don't look like someone who they feel like a man would want to spend time with.
Speaker A:Because unfortunately men are, are partially driven by what another person looks like.
Speaker A:However, the older we get, we, we do change the importance of where all that lies now because like, like right now, I'm 53.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:I want her to be attractive.
Speaker A:Do I need her to be a strong smoke show?
Speaker A:No.
Speaker A:But I, I would like my future wife from, to.
Speaker A:To give me the reason to say every baby, every day, baby, you fine.
Speaker A:Because when it's all, when it all comes down to it, the only person that matters about that is me.
Speaker A:If I think she fine.
Speaker A:You could think she the ugliest chick on the planet.
Speaker A:Just like in that movie Shallow.
Speaker A:How?
Speaker A:You know, he got hypnotized to think that the fat girl was fine because he was able to see the person on the inside.
Speaker A:But then when it, when they unhypnotize him, he was like.
Speaker A:At the beginning he was like, why I messed it with this fat girl?
Speaker A:But then he had to learn his lesson because somehow he was a womanizer, Jack Black's fat ass self.
Speaker A:But like, yeah, so you know, it's one of those things that.
Speaker A:Yes, I think it's somewhere around 60.
Speaker A:But the problem is a lot of people don't run into those women because they're focused on other things.
Speaker A:Because if, if for a wife, your number one thing is I want her to be.
Speaker A:To take care of the house and take care of the kids and what she look like doesn't matter then it is what it is.
Speaker A:You probably get some, some whatever.
Speaker A:I mean, I ain't, I ain't on this show about to call people ugly as.
Speaker A:But like, yo, sometimes that's what it is, you know?
Speaker A:But yeah, it's.
Speaker A:The problem is it's hard to ignore the physical when that's such a huge part of what, of what a man is looking for.
Speaker A:It just is I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying that's what it is because we are all about what she looks like.
Speaker A:If you didn't, these chicks would be going out getting BBLs and or what the kids call diaper booties.
Speaker A:Like you know, they wouldn't be getting it.
Speaker D:I didn't know.
Speaker A:Yeah man, the kids call it diaper booty.
Speaker D:That is so accurate.
Speaker D:I'm so sorry.
Speaker D:That's hilarious.
Speaker D:But go on.
Speaker D:I'm sorry.
Speaker D:I mean that man, I was.
Speaker D:Larry.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker A:Hey man, not you know, but yeah, it's like if a woman's looks weren't that important, then nobody would ever talk about it, you know?
Speaker A:Cuz I asked the question numerous times in, in my life.
Speaker A:Yeah man, I don't understand like eyebrow eyelashes, cuz eyelashes do absolutely nothing to me.
Speaker A:However, women like, oh, it just makes you look pretty.
Speaker A:And I'm just like sure, you know, you know.
Speaker A:And then next thing you know, I'm having flashbacks.
Speaker A:I'm gonna get you, sucker.
Speaker A:When she took off everything and stuff like that.
Speaker A:So like that's the biggest reason why I, I would say yes, I would say 66, 65.
Speaker A:But the problem is probably 55 of them, you probably don't notice or you probably don't see because they may not be the most attractive out there.
Speaker A:And when it's all said and done, some of them just want a chance, you know.
Speaker A:And hey, I'm not out here saying like people are callous and cold and stuff like that.
Speaker A:I'm just being honest about it.
Speaker A:But beauty is in the eye of the beholder, which you might think is from fine.
Speaker A:I might be like, okay.
Speaker A:And what I might think is fine, you might be like that chick ugly.
Speaker A:But it don't matter what you think.
Speaker A:It matters with somebody for me it matters what I think and vice versa, you know.
Speaker A:Unless you talking about women who you ain't trying to be with forever, then that it, that is that.
Speaker A:But yeah, man, man, man, unfortunately, especially younger men are too much about what their significant other looks like than what this other can and cannot do.
Speaker A:Because if you can't get past her not being fine, you know, there are a whole bunch of dudes that they would call attractive who's not even hollering at them.
Speaker A:And then because nah, I do believe, believe that there are a lot of women out here who are just like, yo, just like it covered to America, bark like a dog.
Speaker A:Like I do believe, unfortunately there are some women like that.
Speaker A:And I say unfortunately because that's not the type of woman I want.
Speaker A:I don't want nobody still subservient where they can't have their own mind and thoughts.
Speaker A:But there are unfortunately some women out there who live.
Speaker A:Live to be a housewife.
Speaker A:But unless they are attractive to you, you're not gonna meet over half of them.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker D:I mean, I don't know if that's answering the question, but I hear what you're saying.
Speaker A:No, I mean like so, no, I think your question was like, you know, why.
Speaker A:Correct.
Speaker A:Why.
Speaker A:Why women feel like they have to, I guess, be the prize or whatever, something to that effect.
Speaker D:No, no, no.
Speaker D:My question was why?
Speaker D:Why women can be special because they exist.
Speaker D:They don't have to do anything.
Speaker A:Oh.
Speaker A:Because man, women.
Speaker A:Women think they're special.
Speaker A:We make them special.
Speaker A:Special like everything that a woman ain't, everything that people feel today was created after, you know, Eve bit the Apple.
Speaker D:100, If you believe that.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker D:Yeah,.
Speaker A:Well, yeah, so like, you know, all this about.
Speaker A:I don't want.
Speaker A:Let me rephrase that because that's.
Speaker A:It's about to sound bad.
Speaker A:But.
Speaker A:But all this, you know, all the things about, you know, respecting each other and all that stuff.
Speaker A:Yo, that's from the before we were thought about on a molecular level.
Speaker A:Like that's just some.
Speaker A: be subservient to me back in: Speaker A:Whatever.
Speaker A:I mean, that's why it's so interesting where when you look at a like the old, old cowboy shows and stuff like that, and they have very few like catered to women and how women ran in the West.
Speaker A:Well, that's because, you know, there were very few women who ran in the west, you know, and everything that we are talking about today was created a long time ago.
Speaker A:And Yeah, I just.
Speaker A:Why is it, why do women think that, you know, whatever, whatever.
Speaker A:It's because some dude allowed them to think that.
Speaker A:And we can sit here and, and go over what women had to.
Speaker A:History states that women didn't really have anything that a man didn't give to them.
Speaker A:I mean, that's just.
Speaker D:An answer.
Speaker D:That one statement was like.
Speaker A:Yeah, and I mean, you can be mad and all you want,.
Speaker D:I'm saying,.
Speaker A:But.
Speaker A:But real talk, you know, men, I mean, it sounds, it sounds so bad to say because it sounds like I'm being an right now.
Speaker A:But yeah, in the history books, men ran everything just like, you know, some will say men run now, but the thing about it is, yeah, back in the day, the white man was the leader and what they said went.
Speaker A:And it's so weird because I'm sliding down and I see my head shrinking.
Speaker A:It's so weird.
Speaker A:I gotta get a new goddamn shit.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:But yeah, that's.
Speaker A:And that's the real answer to the question, AJ Is like.
Speaker A:I mean, women feel that way because some man.
Speaker A:Some men in history allowed it because this could have been, like, left.
Speaker A:Because we sit here, we talk about how women fought for suffrage, but there's a long time that women didn't have that.
Speaker A:And, you know, some.
Speaker A:Some man was like, you know what?
Speaker A:Let's give women some rights.
Speaker A:Because that's really what happened.
Speaker A:And it's.
Speaker A:And that sucks.
Speaker A:And I sound like a heathen.
Speaker A:I sound like.
Speaker A:Well,.
Speaker D:Everything.
Speaker D:How you sound like a heathen,.
Speaker A:Not a heathen, but I sound like everything a woman wouldn't want.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker A:For me to say.
Speaker A:But in all reality, that's what happened.
Speaker A: didn't come until like, what,: Speaker D:No, no, it was.
Speaker D:It was.
Speaker D:Well, for that.
Speaker D:But it wasn't.
Speaker D:It wasn't a 20th century.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:So, I mean, like, there's a long time when women were very subservient.
Speaker A:Even when, I mean, they were slave subservience.
Speaker A:And there's women subservience.
Speaker A:So it's like.
Speaker A:I mean, even.
Speaker A:Look at the movie just.
Speaker A:You just mentioned, with Jamie Foxx and Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker D:Oh, Jackson.
Speaker D:Django.
Speaker A:Django.
Speaker A:Yo, the chicks in there.
Speaker A:Even the white women were very subservient to Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker A:True.
Speaker A:Even though.
Speaker A:I mean.
Speaker A:And then, of course, obviously the black.
Speaker A:The Black Maze and Cooks and stuff.
Speaker A:I mean, so, like, yo, them women said they had words, but them word had.
Speaker A:Their words had no power.
Speaker A:They said just words because I guess.
Speaker A:I guess they gotta talk every now and then.
Speaker A:Hey, go do this.
Speaker A:Make sure they do that.
Speaker A:Like, that sort of like.
Speaker A:And I.
Speaker A:And I'm not trying to be that guy.
Speaker A:I'm just being.
Speaker A:No, you're just answering.
Speaker D:The question.
Speaker A:Yeah, I'm just being honest.
Speaker A:And, like, if we're gonna be real brass tax.
Speaker A:That's why I'm never getting married.
Speaker A:Because somebody's gonna hear this, and nobody.
Speaker A:Well, you're just a.
Speaker A:You just hate women.
Speaker A:Nah, man, I'm just being honest about it.
Speaker A:Like, all this power that anybody has came from white, Anglo Saxon, Protestant male.
Speaker A:Because some had an open mind to be like, you know what?
Speaker A:We do better together than separate.
Speaker A:Because at the beginning of all this, apparently the first dude was White.
Speaker A:And the first woman was white.
Speaker D:The first dude with brown.
Speaker D:The first dude was Adam.
Speaker D:We're going that way.
Speaker D:First dude.
Speaker A:Was Adam.
Speaker A:He was.
Speaker D:Certainly brown.
Speaker D:At least.
Speaker D:At least.
Speaker A:But somehow.
Speaker A:Somehow he became white.
Speaker D:I hear you.
Speaker D:I mean, that.
Speaker D:That.
Speaker A:Depends on who you talk to.
Speaker D:I hear what you're saying, but it's just like what you're saying.
Speaker D:It just took a turn.
Speaker D:But for real piggybacking on what you said in my.
Speaker D:The way my belief system says.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:If.
Speaker D:If the men that women were subservient to trusted in God and.
Speaker D:And obeyed God, we don't have these issues because the hierarchy is there.
Speaker D:It had been since the beginning.
Speaker D:And when I say beginning, I mean like Adam and Eve beginning.
Speaker D:The problem was you have somebody that's a leader that's not trusting God and behave in.
Speaker D:In.
Speaker D:Being subservient to God.
Speaker A:Correct.
Speaker A:I mean, that's.
Speaker D:The problem.
Speaker D:If you aren't not subservient to God if you're not obeying God.
Speaker D:That's the word I was looking for.
Speaker D:If you're not obeying God, you can't lead somebody now.
Speaker D:You can, because you still have the power that he gave you.
Speaker D:You.
Speaker A:Yeah,.
Speaker D:But, bruh, you're gonna lead this person or these people over time, millions of generations of people, into some dark places all based on what you want and what's convenient for you.
Speaker A:And.
Speaker A:And unfortunately, we have been led as people into a bunch of dark places.
Speaker D:100%.
Speaker D:So if we're gonna go down this road, I really do have to say what I just said.
Speaker D:Women being subservient to somebody who isn't worthy of the title is not a good thing.
Speaker D:And it shows.
Speaker A:And I was also.
Speaker A:I will.
Speaker A:I will.
Speaker A:I will throw the rebuttal out and say this.
Speaker A:As much as we think we know, we still really don't.
Speaker A:Because all these books were written by man.
Speaker A:We're assuming that the truth is being told in them, even though we know that it's probably not.
Speaker A:So, like in the odd derivative of the.
Speaker A:If I'm correct, the odd derivative of the Holy Cron, which I can't read because it's not English and I don't.
Speaker A:Hebrew or something.
Speaker A:I'm not really sure, but.
Speaker D:I want to hear Hebrew.
Speaker A:Huh?
Speaker D:There's a.
Speaker D:What are you talking about?
Speaker D:The Quran?
Speaker A:The.
Speaker A:The Holy Quran.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:I don't remember what language I said.
Speaker D:I would believe it's Arabic, but don't.
Speaker D:Don't get me.
Speaker A:But it ain't.
Speaker A:I know what it Ain't it ain't English?
Speaker D:No, not at all.
Speaker A:And it's not.
Speaker A:It is not the King James version 24.
Speaker D:No,.
Speaker A:Like, show like.
Speaker D:The.
Speaker A:Biggest.
Speaker D:Language is.
Speaker D:The biggest language is going to be Hebrew, Arabic and.
Speaker A:Everything.
Speaker A:Everything's derivative from there,.
Speaker D:Right?
Speaker A:And that's the thing, right?
Speaker A:Latin, maybe?
Speaker D:No, maybe.
Speaker A:It's gonna.
Speaker D:Be He.
Speaker D:It's going to be the.
Speaker D:The dominating languages then is going to be Arabic, Hebrew and Greek.
Speaker D:That's the three.
Speaker D:Those are the major three, especially way back then.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:Yeah, man, I just.
Speaker A:Me personally, I just feel like.
Speaker A:I feel like there are times, but then, you know, it's hard.
Speaker A:There are times where it is hard for me.
Speaker A:It is very hard for me to believe in a book that somebody wrote in their own image because Jesus didn't write it.
Speaker A:You know, I hear God didn't write it.
Speaker A:So, like, it's.
Speaker A:I'm not saying I'm a. I'm a heathen is not the word.
Speaker A:I'm not an atheist anything.
Speaker A:I'm just like, yo, man, people choose to believe what they believe, and I'm just believing what I believe.
Speaker A:But I also understand that, bro, how many King James versions of the Bible have been written, like, and some of them are very different, which is the weird part.
Speaker A:So it all depends how you roll.
Speaker A:Because your.
Speaker A:Your King James Version might be different.
Speaker A:My King James version.
Speaker A:But the back.
Speaker A:But back to all of this.
Speaker A:Anybody who has any type of power got power because one group allow people to have it, period.
Speaker A:That's it.
Speaker A:I mean, yeah, it's.
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker A:Yeah, this shit's gonna be crazy.
Speaker A:It'll be crazy to listen to.
Speaker A:But.
Speaker A:Yeah, that's.
Speaker A:That's unfortunate.
Speaker A:Yeah, that's how it's not even unfortunate.
Speaker A:It's just.
Speaker A:I believe,.
Speaker D:Okay,.
Speaker A:If we're going.
Speaker A:If we're going super deep.
Speaker A:If we're going super deep.
Speaker A:Yeah, but I mean, other than that, yeah, I believe in God.
Speaker A:I do believe in God and Jesus and all that, but when you start talking about power and, you know, great system, it gets a little foggy, so.
Speaker A:Cool.
Speaker A:Was that it?
Speaker D:That's it.
Speaker A:Hey, man, you know, you always bring some thought provoking.
Speaker A:Hey, ladies.
Speaker A:We might have to bring that up more at all often than not.
Speaker A:But with that being said.
Speaker A:Ag, what's on your mind, brother?
Speaker D:Nothing, man.
Speaker D:I mean, I had.
Speaker D:I, you know, worked all week and it's just good to have this.
Speaker D:The weekends are wonderful.
Speaker D:They.
Speaker D:They don't last long enough.
Speaker D:Had a really good Saturday with the wife, really good Sunday with The wife.
Speaker D:And time seems to speed up when I'm with the wife.
Speaker A:Have enough.
Speaker D:Exactly.
Speaker D:And that's.
Speaker D:That's what it is, man.
Speaker D:It's just like I know I had to work to earn money.
Speaker D:I get that.
Speaker D:Gotta eat, gotta have some place to live.
Speaker D:All the things.
Speaker D:But those.
Speaker D:Those mundane days where you don't have to spend 8 hours, 10 hours of it working and you're with the person you want to be with the most.
Speaker D:Priceless.
Speaker A:Nice.
Speaker A:Good job.
Speaker A:Good job.
Speaker A:Thank you, sir.
Speaker A:What's on my mind is them kids, man.
Speaker A:And you.
Speaker D:Wait,.
Speaker A:Before.
Speaker D:You get started, you realize you were the introduction, right?
Speaker A:Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker D:That was hilarious last week, bro.
Speaker D:Go ahead.
Speaker A:Yeah, so I'm at Pizza Hut, bro.
Speaker A:And I mean, it's my dumb ass fault, man.
Speaker A:It's a Friday night at 8 o'.
Speaker A:Clock the am I ordering pizza for Friday night at 8.
Speaker A:And didn't expect Pizza Hut to be busy.
Speaker A:Hey man, I take my punishments.
Speaker A:So I walk in and there's a man, there's a line, right?
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:And it's.
Speaker A:And it's all, it's all around ser.
Speaker A:Line.
Speaker A:Whatever, whatever.
Speaker A:I walk in, this overhead is talk to this young buck clearly about the line situation.
Speaker A:And I guess he tried to cut or whatever.
Speaker A:And I guess ABC happened.
Speaker A:When I walked in, it sounded like was calming down.
Speaker A:Like young buck tried to buck.
Speaker A:And old dude was like, that ain't the move, player.
Speaker A:Because.
Speaker A:Is that what he.
Speaker D:Said?
Speaker A:That's what I feel like was saying when I walked in.
Speaker A:Because he was trying to talk this kid down.
Speaker A:Down, basically.
Speaker A:Almost like, hey man, if you keep talking me, I'm whoop your ass.
Speaker A:Like there's a line here, you need to get a line.
Speaker A:And you know, whatever.
Speaker A:You could tell that the young buck was like, his face was mad, but he fell in line because you know, he realized it was one that gets probably 20 people up in the.
Speaker A:And last time I checked, guns.
Speaker A:If you have a gun, gun that hold 12.
Speaker A:If you got a nice.
Speaker A:If you got a nice thing so you ain't winning.
Speaker A:He did.
Speaker D:Is that simple, right?
Speaker A:So like he did the math and realized this ain't, this ain't the time.
Speaker A:So whatever, whatever.
Speaker A:You know, old dude, young dude dapped up, whatever, whatever.
Speaker A:Everything good his face is mad.
Speaker A:But what you gonna do?
Speaker A:You will get jumped by 20 people.
Speaker A:Yeah, they had to move, dog.
Speaker A:Sometimes you gotta.
Speaker A:You gotta use your head instead of your fist because your fist ain't winning today.
Speaker A:So that happens.
Speaker A:Once again.
Speaker A:Peace hut.
Speaker A:That's super.
Speaker A:Busy man, but they slow as it's super busy and going through the line.
Speaker A:Then this dude from doordash comes.
Speaker A:Young dude from doordash and I call them kids man because they were over 18, but they were younger than 30.
Speaker A:And to me, my 53 year old ass, they had a bunch of goddamn kids.
Speaker A:He walks in and I guess I mean all 108 pounds of him soaking wet.
Speaker A:And I guess you know he's trying to do the same thing.
Speaker A:Next year old dude is like yo man, you can't do that.
Speaker A:Blah blah man.
Speaker A:Man, I do what I want.
Speaker A:Come on bro.
Speaker A:Like I'm here early and block.
Speaker A:Come on bro.
Speaker A:Like what are we doing?
Speaker A:Like oh man.
Speaker A:Now I gotta, I got, I gotta look at my surroundings to see okay, if A happens, b's gonna happen.
Speaker A:Like I'm already mapping out how this fight possibly could go and how this affects me, right?
Speaker A:Because I need to be prepared, paired.
Speaker A:And so once again, young kid is loud man.
Speaker A:Loud and trying to I guess, I guess some somewhere around the world if you're louder, louder than everybody else, they gonna move the out your way.
Speaker A:All these people here, here for pizza.
Speaker A:What makes you think your going to get cooked quicker than these people?
Speaker A:Like logic, like let's be real logic.
Speaker A:And a lot of these people, this is like 10 minutes after I got there.
Speaker A:A lot of these people were in there for like 20 minutes before I got there,.
Speaker D:Right?
Speaker A:I say I sat there.
Speaker A:I just want to know what a line is because I ain't trying to get.
Speaker A:I found out what a line was.
Speaker A:I knew where I was and I, that's, that's why I, I stay behind this person.
Speaker A:Because as long as I stay behind this person, I know I'm supposed to be right.
Speaker A:So boom, boom, boom, guy still getting loud.
Speaker A:Whatever, he decides he's gonna get in line, whatever.
Speaker A:He's bitching because God knows be mad, you can't.
Speaker A:Kids can't be mad.
Speaker A:Shut the fuck up.
Speaker A:They gotta be mad and let everybody know they mad.
Speaker A:Like I don't know if that supposed to scare us.
Speaker D:That is 100 true.
Speaker A:But like I'd be more scared if you sat there and shut the up like old boy did with the face.
Speaker A:Like I look worried about that cat man, because it's like I want to say some but the numbers ain't on my side.
Speaker D:No.
Speaker A:But I' ma wait and one day they might be on my side then speak again.
Speaker A:But this other dude didn't get that memo.
Speaker A:He thought he could everybody up and I'm just like, you out here.
Speaker A:Doordashing too.
Speaker A:Like, what are you talking about?
Speaker A:And it's like, once again, when I say it's 20 people in there, it's like 12 DoorDash and eight regular people.
Speaker D:But wait a minute.
Speaker D:I thought doordash got priority because they have their own lane and they're, you know.
Speaker A:Well, see, the people in there didn't set it up like that, which is their fault.
Speaker A:That's why the got up, because the people who work for people preset the two people.
Speaker A:Random registers didn't do it that way.
Speaker A:But it also didn't matter because 8 o' clock at night and pizza can only come out so fast.
Speaker D:Yeah, 100.
Speaker A:I used to do that.
Speaker A:Been there.
Speaker A:I understood.
Speaker A:That's why I went there, got in line, shut the up.
Speaker A:Like, I don't think I said five words when I was in there.
Speaker A:Because until I got to the register and my pizza was hot as I was good to go.
Speaker A:I bounced when I was done.
Speaker A:But yeah, damn it.
Speaker A:So he's in there yapping.
Speaker A:Old dude still trying to.
Speaker A:Yo, man, calm down.
Speaker A:Whatever, whatever.
Speaker A:Then he got mad.
Speaker A:He left.
Speaker A:And I'm thinking to myself, like, you're a doordash.
Speaker A:So somebody just ain't getting that food tonight.
Speaker A:Cause your ass can't deal with pressure.
Speaker A:Awesome.
Speaker A:Once again, these kids, kids, because they don't understand how to deal with people.
Speaker A:Like, social skills are not there.
Speaker A:Pressure, yo, if they get a little stressed, it's over.
Speaker A:Like, they're done.
Speaker A:And so I get my pizza.
Speaker A:Like, once again, I've been there for like 20, 30 minutes now.
Speaker A:Hey, once again, I did a whole bunch of shutting the up and moving on the line moves.
Speaker A:Why?
Speaker A:Because I'm a very much of a fan that I want to go.
Speaker A:Go home.
Speaker A:And bitching about it ain't gonna make faster.
Speaker A:All it's gonna give is people to.
Speaker A:To spit in your food.
Speaker A:I ain't got time for that.
Speaker A:I was a model citizen up in that.
Speaker A:So after that, dude stormed out and poor person didn't get that food because his ass stormed out like a little.
Speaker A:And I said that just like that.
Speaker A:He was like a little pitch because was there are other people waiting.
Speaker A:There's this young, little, young girl waiting for a food, man.
Speaker A:She ain't say, man, she got one pizza.
Speaker A:Yeah, it's supposed to be like three or something.
Speaker A:My bad.
Speaker A:We'll get it worked out for you.
Speaker A:And she sat there and held her pizza.
Speaker A:And when she got the rest of it.
Speaker A:Thank you.
Speaker A:I apologize.
Speaker A:People moved the out her way.
Speaker A:And she was out, man.
Speaker A:Clearly she had some home training like the other didn't.
Speaker A:That's all I'm saying about, about that.
Speaker A:But yeah, man, these kids, man, they grew up, they ain't got no goddamn social skills.
Speaker A:And somehow another the loudest is the ruler.
Speaker A:Nah, not maybe with kids your age, but not with kids people my age.
Speaker A:Because look, man, once again, you're 108lb wet dog.
Speaker A:Unless you come in there packing like serious heat.
Speaker A:Whatever, whatever you about to get.
Speaker A:I mean, what are you gonna do?
Speaker A:Hit the dude so you can get banked?
Speaker A:That's not the move.
Speaker A:It just ain't.
Speaker A:And I guess he said it out.
Speaker A:He was like, I'm here early, but there are 20 people in this room.
Speaker A:It doesn't matter here if you're here early or here yesterday or tomorrow.
Speaker A:Like you gotta wait.
Speaker A:Cause your probably ain't even been made yet, much less done.
Speaker A:So a couple weeks ago, I know we talked about that generation, man, that generation, man, because they just don't understand.
Speaker A:Not all of them, but the, the horrible actors in that generation just don't get it.
Speaker A:Patience is a virtue and they don't have none of that.
Speaker A:Like, bruh, bro, if I wasn't fat and if I was diesel and I could scare people by looking at them, I would do that all the time.
Speaker A:These kids, they run, fall on the ground, pull their pants up and keep running like pain and ass and shout out to the white dude who was there with his son.
Speaker A:He didn't say, he paid.
Speaker A:He was in his phone.
Speaker A:His kids didn't say.
Speaker A:He waited like 30 minutes, guys piece and got the up out.
Speaker A:He, I mean, bro, he was the only white dude in there.
Speaker A:And he was calm, cool and collected.
Speaker D:Well, like you said, numbers.
Speaker A:Yeah, well, that.
Speaker A:But hey, you know who I ain't with?
Speaker A:That guy.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker A:And his kid with him.
Speaker A:That he's gonna beat all our ass to save his kid?
Speaker D:Yeah, he.
Speaker D:He might be a little unhinged.
Speaker D:Just quiet that.
Speaker A:I mean, I'm not saying he's on here, but yo, back to the corner.
Speaker A:That motherfucker's liable to do anything to save him and his kid.
Speaker D:Yeah, something unhinged.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:So like yo, real talk, that's the most dangerous in the room.
Speaker A:And nobody with him.
Speaker A:Like they spoke as he was cool.
Speaker A:But nah, man, when that, when those kids were having.
Speaker A:That kid had an issue with the other dude, you know, the black dude.
Speaker A:The black dude was talking to him.
Speaker A:He said to the white dude, dude, and then when the other dude came in all loud like he King Ding a Ling, he said to the white dude, either maybe he didn't see it because he was too busy trying to be king diggling and whatever.
Speaker A:But yeah, man, learn.
Speaker A:Get some social skills, kids.
Speaker A:And I call you kids because you're not 30.
Speaker A:You ain't got like, stop it.
Speaker A:Just stop it.
Speaker A:You are not the king of, of the room that you walk in.
Speaker A:Just stop it.
Speaker A:It's so annoying.
Speaker A:And yeah, other than that, man, I had a great weekend, bro.
Speaker A:It's the worst.
Speaker A:It is so the worst.
Speaker A:I know everything.
Speaker A:I'm King Ding Lang, blah blah, blah.
Speaker A:Shut the up and get in line.
Speaker A:Like there just ways to talk to people and there are ways.
Speaker A:You, you are.
Speaker A:You don't.
Speaker A:And he clearly missed that day of school about talking to people.
Speaker D:He clearly missed that day at school.
Speaker A:And a whole, a whole generation clearly missed that day at school too.
Speaker A:And it's just like, yo, we ain't out here trying to start no man, but don't start none that you can't finish.
Speaker A:That's why I sat there out.
Speaker A:I just sat there.
Speaker A:I stayed line.
Speaker A:I shut the up.
Speaker A:Because there was nothing about that me winning my.
Speaker A:My victory was getting my piece at getting the home.
Speaker A:That was my victory.
Speaker A:And I knew that.
Speaker A:Hey, man, I've worked at Pizza Hut before.
Speaker A:When the shit's deep and the pieces just don't come out fast enough and somebody's always up piece of.
Speaker A:Because reading is fundamental and on top of that and they or organize bad like I've been there, man.
Speaker A:Man, what you're not trying to do is piss those people off.
Speaker A:So hey man, if your ain't ready, shut the up.
Speaker A:You'll get it hot and you take your happy ass home.
Speaker A:But coming in yelling at everybody else who's been there for 20 minutes trying to be King Ding a Lang Tyson.
Speaker A:I'm the.
Speaker A:I'm the in this and I you do what I know that's let's get your ass back beat.
Speaker A:Like, stop it.
Speaker A:You know, I'm.
Speaker A:I'm.
Speaker A:Hey, man, it was frustrating Friday.
Speaker A:It was very frustrating because I can just sit.
Speaker A:All I did was look at and be like, Jesus Christ, man, you're making this way harder.
Speaker A:I mean, we even had somebody with do it.
Speaker A:Somebody who was getting that doordash order helping another dude with his 5 minutes million piece to doordash order.
Speaker A:I thought that was the coolest in America because she was like, I help you with your order, man.
Speaker A:And she carried pieces out for him and she lost her spot.
Speaker A:But she did a good thing, man.
Speaker A:Black woman, man, she was cool as.
Speaker A:And then we got stupid ass child walking.
Speaker A:Just because you.
Speaker A:You got hair in your nuts, like you can just rule everything.
Speaker A:Shut the up, bro.
Speaker A:Real.
Speaker A:But yeah, man, other than that, man, everything's been great.
Speaker A:It's just like generation man, this,.
Speaker D:You.
Speaker A:Know.
Speaker A:And that's no, man.
Speaker A:And that's the reason why skynet's going to win because of those.
Speaker D:Is that why skyd's gonna win?
Speaker A:Because look, man, skynet's gonna be, you know, Skydet gonna be like, all right, who's our biggest threat?
Speaker A:The young kids or the old kids?
Speaker A:Now we got to get rid of old people, man, because they know how to do these young looking like they came off that movie.
Speaker A:What's the name of that movie that we always talk about?
Speaker A:Idiocracy.
Speaker A:That's those, man.
Speaker A:That is.
Speaker A:That is a cruel definition of that generation.
Speaker A:Hey, man, I'm a put Gatorade in my grass.
Speaker A:So I'll grow.
Speaker A:Like, how about water?
Speaker D:Well, in.
Speaker D:In Mountain Deuce Defense?
Speaker D:There is water in there and there is water in Gatorade too.
Speaker A:Yeah, but you know what it don't do Gatorade don't do?
Speaker A:Give your grass nutrients so it can grow.
Speaker A:Like, what are we doing?
Speaker A:And that's what.
Speaker A:That's.
Speaker A:That's what this generation is about, man.
Speaker A:Yeah, it's so dumb, know.
Speaker A:Like, they probably.
Speaker A:If they saw Idiocracy, they probably think it's a period piece about how the world is now.
Speaker A:And it's like, what the.
Speaker A:Yeah,.
Speaker D:That was hilarious.
Speaker A:I love being on this planet, man.
Speaker A:And I'm gonna.
Speaker A:I am gonna grow up to be that dirty old man.
Speaker A:That's why I gotta find some love in my life.
Speaker A:Because if I gotta deal with this, I need someone to come home too.
Speaker A:Wait.
Speaker D:A minute.
Speaker D:What if you get with somebody that is the same as you?
Speaker A:Oh, man, that means we got a lot to talk about.
Speaker A:I mean, shit, bro.
Speaker A:Like,.
Speaker D:Oh, man.
Speaker D:I.
Speaker A:Mean, yo, I just.
Speaker A:When it's all said though, man, I just.
Speaker A:I hate stupidity.
Speaker A:Like, don't get it twisted.
Speaker A:I'm stupid sometimes, but I hate when other people are like, I. I try to be intelligent stupid, not dumb stupid.
Speaker A:Yeah, it is like intelligent stupid is your ass know better.
Speaker A:But you just say some real dumb dumb stupid is you don't even know better.
Speaker A:And you just saying whatever the coming out of your mouth.
Speaker D:That's just any though, right?
Speaker A:Well, I mean, it's a little bit of Both.
Speaker D:Okay,.
Speaker A:But like.
Speaker A:But smart, stupid, like, that's me.
Speaker A:I say a whole bunch of dumbass knowing full well I'm more intelligent than that.
Speaker D:Oh, so you do know.
Speaker A:Yeah, like, you know, I. Ruben said some dumb on the show.
Speaker A:It's like Reuben.
Speaker A:I go back and listen to it.
Speaker A:I say, self the you talking about.
Speaker D:Is that what you say?
Speaker D:You must say that out there because you have never said that.
Speaker A:Oh, man, I try not to talk third person in front of people.
Speaker A:That's just weird.
Speaker D:Oh, man.
Speaker A:But yeah, man, this.
Speaker A:This generation, man, I hope the generation after them is better, because Lord knows, man, I. I.
Speaker D:Have strong reservations, sir.
Speaker A:I mean, if these.
Speaker A:If this.
Speaker A:If that generation is leading them, we all day, you might.
Speaker D:Be.
Speaker A:Well, I'm.
Speaker A:I gotta build a bunker, because.
Speaker D:You gotta build a bunker?
Speaker A:Yeah, man.
Speaker A:Cause these ain't killing me.
Speaker A:Like, what the, bro?
Speaker A:This.
Speaker A:Yeah, man, it's just.
Speaker A:I'm sorry, man.
Speaker A:I'm not gonna beat that horse anymore.
Speaker A:But, hey, all I'm saying, this generation try.
Speaker A:That's all I need.
Speaker A:You just try.
Speaker A:Try,.
Speaker D:Okay?
Speaker D:If.
Speaker A:You try, we can.
Speaker A:We can get somewhere.
Speaker A:But I need you to try because right now you ain't trying.
Speaker A:You're just there taking up all my oxygen.
Speaker D:Wow.
Speaker A:I mean, what the, bro?
Speaker A:Okay, I'm just saying, man, like, it's.
Speaker A:Yeah, it's bad enough, man, that, like, shout out to doordash and grubhub and all that, once again, two ways that made American people dumber and lazier.
Speaker A:And look, man, I'm lazy enough.
Speaker A:I don't need that to help me be lazier.
Speaker A:That's why I don't use it.
Speaker A:I figured if I would really want something bad enough, I can hop in my car and go get it.
Speaker A:Because if I'm not willing to do that, then I don't need it.
Speaker A:And if I didn't have a car.
Speaker A:Yeah, man.
Speaker A:Convenience kills, right, bro?
Speaker D:You're right, it does.
Speaker D:Because.
Speaker A:You can't do for yourself.
Speaker D:That's why people use it.
Speaker A:Well, don't kill me.
Speaker A:Kill yourself.
Speaker A:Like,.
Speaker D:Kill yourself.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker A:I mean, I ain't.
Speaker A:I'm not sitting here saying suicide, and I'm just like, use your brain.
Speaker A:Do something else.
Speaker A:Do something and sky that, man.
Speaker A:Sorry.
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker A:We're in trouble.
Speaker A:We gonna die.
Speaker D:We gonna die.
Speaker A:We gonna.
Speaker A:We gonna die.
Speaker A:Jesus.
Speaker A:I just don't want to.
Speaker A:I don't want to be here for the revolution of the robots, because you.
Speaker D:Might.
Speaker D:You might make it.
Speaker A:That's.
Speaker A:And that's what I'm scared of I'm scared of making it and just being like, whatever.
Speaker A:Too late.
Speaker D:It's a lot late.
Speaker A:It's already here.
Speaker A:I appreciate that.
Speaker A:0Fr GIV AI is the beginning.
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